Will Keynsham town see any sunshine in March? Will it feck!
VIEW THE WEATHER
Anna Cacia-Court gets angry with the aged townsfolk as she forgets to repsect her elders once again.
On sale now in Keynsham stores - Could 'Dis Be Cane Shum
T-shirts are everywhere!
FULL T-SHIRT DETAILS
Well its been a funny old year so far, what with fishy issues
on the river Chew, Decker Digger
trouble down pit and Albert and Me 'for the council' rumours (see story
last issue) but enough of that, on with the show and out with me bottom. Just thought I would update you on the progress of my many New Year resolutions, so here goes. The fags, doing well, down to 20 a day. The cider intake, doing OK, down to 3 pints a night. The Double Decker consumption, no change, its so hard to give um up - don’t the local council offer telephone support for ‘Decker addiction’? I hope all your half-hearted promises to yourself are going OK and you are all keeping well. You all take care now, see you soon, buy a T-shirt
. God speed etc etc. Bye. Charlton Bottom.